why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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