marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
