i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
