I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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