she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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