She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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