In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Michael Bay diarrhea
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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