all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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