just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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