Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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