Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We're too hungover to prance.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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