Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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