I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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