Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
How external is "for external use only"?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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