You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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