I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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