dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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