I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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