This girl is more easily done than said...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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