Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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