and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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