Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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