I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
