What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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