You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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