is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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