Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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