Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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