just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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