Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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