We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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