i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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