He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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