just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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