Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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