you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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