hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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