Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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