I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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