awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Im part way to drunk.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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