i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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