come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.