my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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