"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs