rhymes with "ouble enetration"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going