My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
A+ Viking dick
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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