You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
im on a boat
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