I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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