quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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