Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
