when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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