white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"