curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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