so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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