My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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