I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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