are you still at the devil's house?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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